12.19.07

kitten revenge

Posted in writing at 2:50 am by Rob Fahey

It’s quarter to two in the morning. I’ve been tweaking the wording of a feature for a couple of hours, and I just leaned back in my chair to contemplate a paragraph that’s really annoying me. I don’t normally spend this long fiddling with wording, but I’ve got insomniac tendencies at the moment.

No sooner had I leaned back, than the Demoness Cat launched herself bodily from floor level right onto my chest, causing me - I regret to say - to shriek like a small girl with a stubbed toe. Offended, she promptly meowed at me, slapped me in the nose with her paw, and leapt off again to stroll off in a sulk.

Bloody animal is trying to kill me ever since I foiled her daring break for freedom (diving through my legs while I was talking to someone at the door) earlier today, I swear it.

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